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By Manila Bulletin Lifestyle

The internet is a treasure trove of, well, anything and everything. And in preparation for Valentines’ Day this week, we scoured the proverbial four corners of the world wide web in search for some of the worst expressions of romantic language we could find.

Here are the top five least loveable poems about love. Oh and you’d be surprised at who wrote them.

5. ‘You Fill Me With Your Love’ by Leonard Nimoy

You fill me
With your love
You fill me

With your caring
You fill me
With your thoughts

You fill me
With your sharing

4. ‘This is a Haiku’ by Brett McLaughlin

I can’t get it up
I drank way too much whiskey
Please leave my house now.

3. ‘Lucky in Love’ by Jennifer Aniston

Lucky in love, lucky in love
Didn’t forget me when I asked you to leave me
Didn’t forget me
Now you’re alongside me
You’ve brought luck to love
I’ve been hit by a truck in love

2. ‘Lament’ by Jim Morrison

Ancient wise satyr
Sing your ode to my cock
Caress its lament

Stiffen and guide us, we frozen
Lost cells
I sacrifice my cock on the altar of silence.

1. ‘Remembrance of Who I Am’ by Britney Spears

No more chains
That you gave me.
Enough of pain
Now I’m craving
Something sweet, so delight
How do you stand sleeping at night?

Silly patterns that we follow
You pull me in
I’m being swallowed.
By the ones you think you love
They pull you down
You can’t see up above.

Manipulation is the key
They screw it in
Because you’re naive.

You come to me now
Why do you bother?
Remember the Bible
The sins of the Father.
What you do
You pass down
No wonder why
I lost my crown.

You don’t see me now
You ask yourself why
My crown is back
And it’s way too high
For you to be in my presence
Especially my son
You should bow down
I’ve only just begun.
The guilt you fed me
Made me weak.
The voodoo you did
I couldn’t speak.

You’re awakening
The phone is ringing.
Resurrection of my soul
The fear I’m bringing.

What will you say
And what will you do?
She’s not the same person that you’re used

You trick me one, twice, now it’s three.
Look who’s smiling now
Damn, it’s good to be me!

**This is for everyone who thinks they know

Source: Manila Bulletin

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